FOOMTHEMES

bajablastthirstblog:

Thinking about Chris Tomson like

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p0urtoujours:

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you could put it straight in your mouth?

maeveonnaise:

so i was watching the rugrats movie for the first time in like 10 years and

juniperrain:

mortitz:

#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!

#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD

nicoosuxx:

Omfg

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups


Rose Marie Reid junior swimsuits,1956 (via)

Rose Marie Reid junior swimsuits,1956 (via)


Jared & Felicia being freaking adorable!

Jared & Felicia being freaking adorable!

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

hurtea:

i feel so inadequate sometimes that i cant breathe

savingbucky:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

exhibit a

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exhibit b

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