FOOMTHEMES
h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

 

 

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

weareallfollowers:

calisummer52:

quadworkorange:

what

The amount of hands is not enough


wat

weareallfollowers:

calisummer52:

quadworkorange:

what

The amount of hands is not enough

wat

the-listening:

without-my-grace:

Can the last like 30 seconds of the last episode of Supernatural ever be Sam watching Dean die and the screen goes black for a second and the Heat of the Moment starts playing playing and Sam walks up in the shitty hotel room and Dean said “RISE AND SHINE, SAMMY!” and then the credits roll and that’s it. Nothing past 3.11 was real.

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evacu0:

gookgod:

why would you disrespect kevin like this

Atleast Kevin had a club.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

fangirlranting:

SAM LOOKS SO DIFFERENT

BUT WTF ITS BEEN 9 YEARS AND DEAN HASN’T AGED

his body was too focused on changing his voice

akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked